Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Huh?

I'm sorry. Did I mention practicing patience? You must have me confused with the wrong woman. There is no patience available here. Only neurotic. If you need neurotic, I've got you covered.

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  1. The following was taken from my last promotion party. Every person from my previous engine was allowed to roast me. Guess you could say I don't practice patience at work...at home I am much different...lol.

    "I don't know about you, but Mike absolutely despises waiting for stuff. Saying that he's impatient is like saying Gary Busey is just a little crazy. He thinks preparing microwave meals takes too long. If a web site doesn't immediately load, he psychotically clicks the refresh button and screams at the computer like a Mike Ditka/Bobby Knight lovechild. If you ever heard him in the truck on a responce while stuck in traffic, you'd think I had Tourette's."

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  2. Did my novel on FB disctract you enough from thinking about ovulation? Or have you not finished reading it yet? *giggle*

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  3. Wow Mike. That's all I can say. Well, that and you make me feel like some kind of saint, or something :)

    And Nadine? That wasn't a novel, it was a tome. How do I resond to that? You're getting a paragraph in response, girl!

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  4. I am really not that bad. Ummmmm, well I hope not. I know my patience has evolved since we had Addy. Not sure why, but it seems I have an unlimited amount for her. Then again she does have me tied around her finger.

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  5. Ok...A co-worker corrected me. My traffic personality is a mix of ozzing sarcasism and tourettes. "Ummmmmmm Hello! Big Red Fire Truck Here! Ahhhhhh yes now you see us. Now move you POS!" With him watching every word I type, I admit, that is a direct quote from last shift.

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  6. I love it when the most impatient people have an unending amount for their kids :) Cute!

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