I'm sorry. Did I mention practicing patience? You must have me confused with the wrong woman. There is no patience available here. Only neurotic. If you need neurotic, I've got you covered.
The following was taken from my last promotion party. Every person from my previous engine was allowed to roast me. Guess you could say I don't practice patience at work...at home I am much different...lol.
"I don't know about you, but Mike absolutely despises waiting for stuff. Saying that he's impatient is like saying Gary Busey is just a little crazy. He thinks preparing microwave meals takes too long. If a web site doesn't immediately load, he psychotically clicks the refresh button and screams at the computer like a Mike Ditka/Bobby Knight lovechild. If you ever heard him in the truck on a responce while stuck in traffic, you'd think I had Tourette's."
I am really not that bad. Ummmmm, well I hope not. I know my patience has evolved since we had Addy. Not sure why, but it seems I have an unlimited amount for her. Then again she does have me tied around her finger.
Ok...A co-worker corrected me. My traffic personality is a mix of ozzing sarcasism and tourettes. "Ummmmmmm Hello! Big Red Fire Truck Here! Ahhhhhh yes now you see us. Now move you POS!" With him watching every word I type, I admit, that is a direct quote from last shift.
The following was taken from my last promotion party. Every person from my previous engine was allowed to roast me. Guess you could say I don't practice patience at work...at home I am much different...lol.
ReplyDelete"I don't know about you, but Mike absolutely despises waiting for stuff. Saying that he's impatient is like saying Gary Busey is just a little crazy. He thinks preparing microwave meals takes too long. If a web site doesn't immediately load, he psychotically clicks the refresh button and screams at the computer like a Mike Ditka/Bobby Knight lovechild. If you ever heard him in the truck on a responce while stuck in traffic, you'd think I had Tourette's."
Did my novel on FB disctract you enough from thinking about ovulation? Or have you not finished reading it yet? *giggle*
ReplyDeleteWow Mike. That's all I can say. Well, that and you make me feel like some kind of saint, or something :)
ReplyDeleteAnd Nadine? That wasn't a novel, it was a tome. How do I resond to that? You're getting a paragraph in response, girl!
I am really not that bad. Ummmmm, well I hope not. I know my patience has evolved since we had Addy. Not sure why, but it seems I have an unlimited amount for her. Then again she does have me tied around her finger.
ReplyDeleteOk...A co-worker corrected me. My traffic personality is a mix of ozzing sarcasism and tourettes. "Ummmmmmm Hello! Big Red Fire Truck Here! Ahhhhhh yes now you see us. Now move you POS!" With him watching every word I type, I admit, that is a direct quote from last shift.
ReplyDeleteI love it when the most impatient people have an unending amount for their kids :) Cute!
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