Scene: Me sitting, N coming over to say hi.
N: "Good morning, are you putting on weight?"
N: "Are you pregnant?"
N: "Oh, I thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant. Cause you're putting on weight."
Me: "Nope, not pregnant."
N: "OH! Guess what?? So-and-so is in labour! It's so exciting!!!"
Wham, bam, schlam. Three for one. YES, I have gained weight. NO, despite trying for 15 cycles I am still not pregnant. OH, everyone else is pregnant and having their babies?? THAT'S GREAT.
Note: I have only slightly altered this conversation. There was a side conversation about going to the bank after I said good morning, and the story about the labouring woman was wayyyy longer than I depicted. Other than that, it is nearly word for word. Such is my life.